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Top 25 funny quotes for mom’s day, humorous mother’s day cards, accrued by way of Saying Images. Enjoy this funny quotation with pix and Mother’s day Funny Images 2018.

 

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Mothers Day Images Funny Quotes & Cards

 

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -Buddy Hackett

I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. – Erma Bombeck

Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. – Lionel

Don’t forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother’s Day. After all, you’re one of the reasons she drinks.

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. – Chinese Proverb

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde

A mother who is really a mother is never free. – Honore de Balzac

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. – LisaAlther

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. – Oscar Wilde

My lost things usually suddenly appear when my mother starts looking for them.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom. – Captain Penny

 

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Funny Messages to write on Cards, Funny cards & images

 

We call it Mother’s day however you still need to work.

I’m so fortunate to have you ever as my mom… I’m certain nobody else would have put up with me this long. Happy Mothers Day!

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Mom, you brought me right into an international where love can be expressed online.

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You can’t scare me, I’m a mom image.

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If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably Mom.

I am really happy that we even don’t need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.

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I don’t continually tell my mother how I love her, however, once I do, it’s no longer on Facebook.

 

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Happy Mother’s day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.

Only a mother as best as you…may want to have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me. Happy Mother’s Day!

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